I like my home… a lot. As adventurous as I am, I am a homebody. I guess I like the comfort of my surroundings, my kids, my clutter, my mess, my disgraceful closet. It’s all home to me, and I cuddle it like Linus and his blanket. So, anybody who can come to my house with goods and services as they say on Paypal, is alright in my book. Actually, I think I do so much driving it has nothing to do with comfort at all… LOL! It’s one less stop to make.
I was not a sun worshiper… I got sun poisoning once during a summer in my early 20's, and was so sick, I swore I would never even look at the sun the wrong way again. But, I have to admit, after the blisters dried up, I stopped vomiting, and the burnt blood vessel look to my skin gave way to tan, I liked it. But, I promised myself I would forego the wrinkles and fake it without looking like a Cheeto. As I got older and it was harder to look younger, I realized a spray here and there made my legs look better in minis and short shorts. I tried going to a spray center that smelled like Katy Perry’s video set of California Gurls and it was a pain to dress and undress and go home. So, I ventured and prayed for a mobile wizard or wizardess of spray tan, and I found her. It wasn’t Katy Perry, but Carol Weinberg.
Carol is the most free-spirited, on-time, happy tanner I could have wished for. She is also a boxer and personal trainer, with arms similar to Michelangelo’s David, only more feminine. She comes with a simple apparatus to tan you wherever you want … blow up booth in tow. We usually go into my basement. The only thing she requires is some kind of underwear, and I am less self conscious now than I was the first time. You have to exfoliate and put on no lotion before the tan, and after 20 minutes, you are glowing. You can look like you just interned at an all inclusive resort in Ibiza or you sat outside at your son’s little league game. It’s your call.
Either way, I love my legs more, and I can flaunt some shorts and a bathing suit without looking like a Perdue short cut. Whiter girls unite….and call Carol. LOVE HER!!!!